2012 Apocalypse Virgin Hunt

The 2012 Apocalypse Virgin Hunt Twistianity Today needs 70 virgins for The End of the Age Human Sacrifice Extravaganza All entries will be judged by a godly panel of Christian™Pastors from around the world as seen on TBN 12 finalist will compete to be chosen as 2012's APOCALYPTIC HUMAN SACRIFICE Humans will once again ward off imminent disaster, our final "doom of mankind". It's like having the ultimate back-stage pass to the greatest concert on Earth! Survive the Apocalypse! Raise your Spiritual Vibration! Begin an Exciting New Life! Master the Power of the Ancients! Harness Unlimited Love, Money & Power! Marvel at the Anti-fungal, Anti-bacterial force that makes bathing & deodorant use obsolete when Gamma Rays shower the earth! Enjoy Instantaneous Enlightenment as you learn the truth “What does GOD really think of Human Sacrifices?” All entries will be judged by a godly panel of Christian™ Pastors                               from around the globe as seen on TBN 2012 APOCALYPTIC HUMAN SACRIFICE Humans will once again ward off imminent disaster, our final "doom of mankind". It's like having the ultimate back-stage pass to the greatest concert on Earth! We're gearing up for the Twistianity Today® 2012 Virgin Human Sacrifice Hunt, when hoards of angry  Archangels, Alien invaders, Quatzequatel, the Anti-Christ, the vengeful warrior Christ, Tea Party Republicans,  Zombies and other 'End-of-the-World' instigators rain down upon the Earth, we’ll be safe and sound Raptured  away with our eternal security… or so they say…but just in case I’ll be wearing my stylish  'Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak™' It will render me invisible to the wrath…it’s also meteor proof!  * No written or expressed guarantees are made about the use of alternative, metaphysical or spiritual tools, services and supplies. Rapture Inc. makes no assurances of final destinations either before or after the great Tribulation. This site is for entertainment purposes only and is done in parody..."It's a joke son..."~Foghorn Leghorn  Close only counts in Horseshoes... and Hand Grenades Look for details JANUARY 1st 2012 @http://nudesforjesus.blogspot.com/ Want to become a Contestant?  http://truetwistianity.blogspot.com/2011/12/contestant.html  Want to become a Contestant? Email us with your Name & State & we will contact you! http://truetwistianity.blogspot.com/ It's good to be a judge, be a judge at this world famous event Mr./Miss Human Sacrifice 2012 Want to become a Judge? Email us with your Name & State & we will contact you!