2012 Apocalypse Virgin Hunt

The 2012 Apocalypse Virgin Hunt Twistianity Today needs 70 virgins for The End of the Age Human Sacrifice Extravaganza All entries will be judged by a godly panel of Christian™Pastors from around the world as seen on TBN 12 finalist will compete to be chosen as 2012's APOCALYPTIC HUMAN SACRIFICE Humans will once again ward off imminent disaster, our final "doom of mankind". It's like having the ultimate back-stage pass to the greatest concert on Earth! Survive the Apocalypse! Raise your Spiritual Vibration! Begin an Exciting New Life! Master the Power of the Ancients! Harness Unlimited Love, Money & Power! Marvel at the Anti-fungal, Anti-bacterial force that makes bathing & deodorant use obsolete when Gamma Rays shower the earth! Enjoy Instantaneous Enlightenment as you learn the truth “What does GOD really think of Human Sacrifices?” All entries will be judged by a godly panel of Christian™ Pastors                               from around the globe as seen on TBN 2012 APOCALYPTIC HUMAN SACRIFICE Humans will once again ward off imminent disaster, our final "doom of mankind". It's like having the ultimate back-stage pass to the greatest concert on Earth! We're gearing up for the Twistianity Today® 2012 Virgin Human Sacrifice Hunt, when hoards of angry  Archangels, Alien invaders, Quatzequatel, the Anti-Christ, the vengeful warrior Christ, Tea Party Republicans,  Zombies and other 'End-of-the-World' instigators rain down upon the Earth, we’ll be safe and sound Raptured  away with our eternal security… or so they say…but just in case I’ll be wearing my stylish  'Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak™' It will render me invisible to the wrath…it’s also meteor proof!  * No written or expressed guarantees are made about the use of alternative, metaphysical or spiritual tools, services and supplies. Rapture Inc. makes no assurances of final destinations either before or after the great Tribulation. This site is for entertainment purposes only and is done in parody..."It's a joke son..."~Foghorn Leghorn  Close only counts in Horseshoes... and Hand Grenades Look for details JANUARY 1st 2012 @http://nudesforjesus.blogspot.com/ Want to become a Contestant?  http://truetwistianity.blogspot.com/2011/12/contestant.html  Want to become a Contestant? Email us with your Name & State & we will contact you! http://truetwistianity.blogspot.com/ It's good to be a judge, be a judge at this world famous event Mr./Miss Human Sacrifice 2012 Want to become a Judge? Email us with your Name & State & we will contact you!

From Atheism to Islam

Atheism, Islam and Common Sense

Before you laugh and baulk at the reason why dogs bark in graveyards, come hear how Islam's common sense view of the punishment of the grave led one atheist to become a Muslim.

Why Dogs Bark in Graveyards

Mrs. Claus gets Christmas miracle after car stolen, job axed

First, Gail Larkin had her Subaru Forester stolen from a mall parking lot while she was inside volunteering as Mrs. Santa Claus. Then, after news of the theft broke, the mall barred her from coming back, citing "bad publicity." Yet in the end, all involved saw the dangers of getting stuck on the naughty list this close to Christmas.

Larkin's holiday travail began Dec. 10, when she arrived at the Mesilla Valley Mall in Las Cruces, New Mexico, in her silver 2005 Forester and spotted a man lurking around the parking lot. After appearing as Mrs. Claus during a breakfast that morning, Larkin emerged to find her car gone, along with her purse, phone and a walker borrowed from a church, according to the Las Cruces Sun-News.

That would have been enough to spoil anyone's holiday spirit -- except that after the news broke, management at the Mesilla Valley Mall told Larkin Thursday she was barred from volunteering again as Mrs. Claus, due to what Larkin says was "bad publicity." Turns out the mall parking lot lacks security cameras that might have caught sight of whomever took the Forester on a sleigh ride.

The uproar on behalf of Santa's better half moved so quickly to calls for boycotts and angry letters to the mall's owners that by Friday, the mall had capitulated:

Mesilla Valley Mall made a mistake. Plain and simple. We realize that Ms. Larkin brings much joy and happiness to the children of our community by dressing up as Mrs. Claus and we are hopeful that she will be our special guest at tomorrow's Breakfast with Santa.

Larkin accepted, telling those who supported her to not boycott the mall, and that she had looked forward to seeing the children again, telling KFOX-TV: "(They sit) on Santa's lap, asking for a coat to keep them warm in the winter, or for shoes for mommy because she doesn't have shoes without holes...They don't ask for much and (I love) the joy on their faces seeing Santa Claus and Mrs. Santa."

This Saturday, Mrs. Claus arrived as scheduled, but took a slightly different route to the mall. On her way, she spotted a silver Subaru Forester parked in a far lot -- her Forester, lightly damaged with fresh scrapes on the side and money missing from her purse, but otherwise intact. Sometimes even car thieves know when to be good for goodness' sake. SOURCE:

The Invisible Mayan Power Cloak

The Invisible Mayan Power Cloak

	The ancient Mayans predicted the world as we know it will end on December 21st 2012 What will you do about it? How will you protect your loved ones? BE A 2012 SURVIVOR! Wearing the Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak™ gives you guaranteed immunity from the 2012 apocalypse. Survive the Apocalypse in style! Raise your Spiritual Vibration! Begin an Exciting New Life! Master the Power of the Ancients! Harness Unlimited Love, Money & Power! Marvel at the Anti-fungal, Anti-bacterial fabric that makes bathing & deodorant use obsolete! Enjoy Instantaneous Enlightenment! *Please note, some people have reported that they cannot actually see the cloaks depicted in the photos shown. This can happen when one's spiritual vibration hasn't been raised to the level of AWARENESS necessary to see this magical garment. Please don't be alarmed or ashamed... it only means that you NEED THIS CLOAK NOW! Your AWARENESS needs to be raised on a spiritual, etheric level and this cloak is the perfect tool for that!. "It's so soft on my skin!" ~Ignacio Garcia Mayan Shaman "It's the best thing I've ever reinvented!" ~Professor Julius Kelp Quantum Physicist & Lead Researcher "I wish I had one of these, it would have solved a lot of my problems." ~Grigori Rasputin Mystic & Faith Healer
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